Forge's Swimming on Land. Can really change the vibe of any instiution. Sting's second favorite book after Dune.
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The one, the only, the harbinger of infectious melodies and swinging hips. That's right folks, it's DJ Slim Rick, here to usher you into a new age of groove. All bookings qualify for 20% off if you give him a place to crash for the evening.
All images by Sam Reiss
Promo video for Combs Valley High Class of '89 made from public domain footage
